Sagot sa Interview

Sabay na nag-apply sa trabaho sina Berting at Cardo, kaya naman nagtulungan sila kung paano makapapasa... INTERVIEWER: Who is the President ...

Sabay na nag-apply sa trabaho sina Berting at Cardo, kaya naman nagtulungan sila kung paano makapapasa...

INTERVIEWER: Who is the President of the Republic of the Philippines?

BERTING: President Rodrigo R. Duterte po...

INTERVIEWER: When did Magellan discover the Philippines?

BERTING: March 16, 1521 po.

INTERVIEWER: Is there a cure for Cancer?

BERTING: Opo, dati pa.

INTERVIEWER: Very well then, we'll call you after we finish the screening processes. Thank you.


Lumabas ng room si Berting at nilapitan siya ni Cardo...

CARDO: Anong mga tinanong sa iyo, Berting?

INTERVIEWER: Next applicant please.

BERTING: Cardo, basta heto ang mga sagot... President Rodrigo R. Duterte, March 16, 1521 at "Opo, dati pa."


Dali-daling pumasok na si Cardo sa room ng Interviewer...

INTERVIEWER: Good morning, what is your full name?

CARDO: President Rodrigo R. Duterte.

INTERVIEWER: (nainis) When is your birthday?

CARDO: March 15,1521.

INTERVIEWER: (hindi na nakapagpigil) Niloloko mo ba ko?

CARDO: Opo dati pa...